I first heard it behind my living room sofa while I was writing my last blog post. Now as I sat down on a different sofa to write another blog, there is lil Ling-Ling chirping away(I named him/her Ling-Ling)
I mean do I believe in signs? A cricket in the house is considered "good luck" and goshdarnit!! I need some good luck. Ling-Ling stays.
But this kind....
I wonder if Ling-Ling breaks some bread with my cats while I'm at work, but more likely they just try to eat him.
On another wholly unrelated topic....
How many of you out there suffer from the same sickness as I do? RHBS??? AkA Raging-Hormonal-Bitch-Syndrome. Yeah for me it's mainly the hormonal crap...making me eat chocolate(dark chocolate with peppermint) and bacon cheeseburgers from Wendy's while I'm on new eating plan. Right, that's right I did NOT say diet, I said eating plan. This eating plan does not include chocolate or bacon cheeseburgers, and I've lost six pounds already but after this past week of RHBS, I've gained back three of those pounds. But I've been trying to consistently do 100 squats although the past couple days it's been more like 75 of those puppies.
More about this RHBS thing. It hits me ever other month or so right before Antietam week. The thing is, I've tried so many different things to try to control my RHBS. Antidepressants, natural supplements, BC pills, yoga, acupuncture, chiropractic, meditation...but honestly nothing seems to really work long term.
RHBS brings about crazy thoughts of hysterectomies and freezing my eggs. I alternate between wanting a body to cuddle with to not wanting to be touched.
And I've learned that there is no cure for my RHBS. I just have to embrace the insanity and know once I've got the BUS(bleeding uterus syndrome) my RHBS will subside and I will be sweet like a slow loris. (I was going to say a wee kitten, but kittens aren't always sweet, they've got sharp claws.) But at least I've still go my sense of humor...NOW BACK OFF!!!
TROOFS.
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